Friday 31 October 2008

INDONESIAN PARLIAMENT PASSES ANTI-PORNOGRAPHY BILL
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WET BLANKET THROWN OVER BALINESE BROAD-MINDNESS

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After centuries of sexual innuendo the Malay culture’s love of the Naughty and the Nice is as of today illegal.

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This morning I came out to find my poolside monkey statue especially well decorated; for twenty years the same four garden artisans have toiled on the gardens here, and for the last ten the spunky monkey statue has been their mascot and their pride and joy. Over the years sexy things have grown on Rosa (the monkey’s name), as has a tiny, perfectly-carved (from a toothbrush handle) anatomically-correct circumcised penis which protrudes from one side of Rosa’s G-string (sexual ambiguity is big in Bali), donated by Kadek Susy from her legendary collection.

We now have to worry about Brown-shirts kicking in the door, and making off with our monkey!

What is the Malay world coming too!!