Made Cangker’s son chucks a narsis YKS on the ceremonial platform at his tooth-filing.
 Yesterday, at the  tooth-filing of a 
Balinese friend’s children, one of the participants — a teenage boy with
 a  barbed wire tattoo around his neck — chucked a major crossed arm 
‘narsis’  (homeboy gesture, see photo above) on the ceremonial bed (taban).
 His Denis Rodman-esque  genuflection occurred during the proceedings, 
just after rinsing his mouth with  turmeric water. Now, admittedly, this
 Balinese-Sunda boy and his sister had  been raised in Bandung, West 
Java by a slightly unusual mother, but this was a watershed moment in 
Balinese ceremonial etiquette  because manusa yadnya ceremonies (rites de passage)
 are always undertaken  with polite intent. The ‘narsis’ gesture was 
taken from ‘Yuk Keep Smile‘, a popular show on  national television.
The columnist and famed sculptor Made Cangker at his house temple’s big Ngenteg Linggih ceremony.  | 
              
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 During APEC I was asked to lunch by a 
Nusa Dua hotel manager. I was instructed  to wait outside the ‘tourism 
zone’ ‘where the Traggia supermarket used to be’, and told that I would 
be met by a staff car with an APEC sticker. ‘Are all tourists being  
subjected to the same Draconian protocol?’, I wondered. As if shutting 
the airport for five whole days wasn't doing  enough damage.
At the moment one can't see the sky for the billboards.
Recently planted Dutch Pensioner Style municipal gardens are dying for lack of sun. The Bali Peace Park people are doing a brisk trade in 'Beyond Bali Education kits'.
Meanwhile, the national press has been reporting what a fabulous thing APEC is for Bali’s tourism.
APEC did help Bali’s image after the adverse publicity surrounding the Miss World pageant. All the APEC events did go off swimmingly, thanks to Nusa Dua’s supreme conferencing facilities, Balinese professionalism, and the island’s willingness to endure untold inconveniences.
But the new toll-road (a huge success) was not built for APEC, as the national press reported: it was built to alleviate the gridlock traffic jams that are a part of South Bali’s new urban tourism character.
The airport’s completion date was timed to match the opening of APEC: and what an Herculean feat to actually make that deadline! Those of us travelling during the month of airport changeovers became endurance travellers ready to expect the unexpected.
The government deserves hearty congratulations for finishing two mammoth public works projects — the over-bay toll-road and the airport — in 18 months.
At the moment one can't see the sky for the billboards.
Recently planted Dutch Pensioner Style municipal gardens are dying for lack of sun. The Bali Peace Park people are doing a brisk trade in 'Beyond Bali Education kits'.
Meanwhile, the national press has been reporting what a fabulous thing APEC is for Bali’s tourism.
APEC did help Bali’s image after the adverse publicity surrounding the Miss World pageant. All the APEC events did go off swimmingly, thanks to Nusa Dua’s supreme conferencing facilities, Balinese professionalism, and the island’s willingness to endure untold inconveniences.
But the new toll-road (a huge success) was not built for APEC, as the national press reported: it was built to alleviate the gridlock traffic jams that are a part of South Bali’s new urban tourism character.
The airport’s completion date was timed to match the opening of APEC: and what an Herculean feat to actually make that deadline! Those of us travelling during the month of airport changeovers became endurance travellers ready to expect the unexpected.
The government deserves hearty congratulations for finishing two mammoth public works projects — the over-bay toll-road and the airport — in 18 months.
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 On a trip to West Bali  last month I 
observed colossal infrastructure improvement projects underway  along 
the Java-Bali road: the government seems determined to bring Bali’s main
  roads into line with Jakarta and Surabaya standards.
Meanwhile many adat communities — either village or temple-based — have grown miniature militias (pecalang) to assist with the smooth stopping of traffic and the smooth running of ceremonial events and processions, which quite often contribute to a general breakdown in established transport networks [traffic flow?]. This infuriates many retailers and villa-owners in the expat and sexpat community who just don’t understand that adat (ceremonial duties) is the glue that binds all Balinese activity together.
To put it mildly: everything that is not adat-related isjust filling in time between adat chores. Fashion, food, construction, facelifts, rice-cycles, and animal husbandry are all powered by adat ceremonies.
Telling the Balinese to join ‘Occupy Adat’ is like telling Italians to stop eating pasta, or an Australian to put on a shirt.
9  October 2013; My tits blown off.Meanwhile many adat communities — either village or temple-based — have grown miniature militias (pecalang) to assist with the smooth stopping of traffic and the smooth running of ceremonial events and processions, which quite often contribute to a general breakdown in established transport networks [traffic flow?]. This infuriates many retailers and villa-owners in the expat and sexpat community who just don’t understand that adat (ceremonial duties) is the glue that binds all Balinese activity together.
To put it mildly: everything that is not adat-related isjust filling in time between adat chores. Fashion, food, construction, facelifts, rice-cycles, and animal husbandry are all powered by adat ceremonies.
Telling the Balinese to join ‘Occupy Adat’ is like telling Italians to stop eating pasta, or an Australian to put on a shirt.
It’s 10 pm, and I’m just in from one of those Night of Nights that Bali often turns on. This time it was a trance spectacular at Banjar Buni in Kuta. Oh, what a night!
Images from the Sanghyang Jaran Fire Dance, Banjar  Buni, Kuta 
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The Kecak chanting that accompanied the fire dance was so first-rate it sent shivers up the spine of all the old-timers (me) gathered to welcome in the new era.
              What a revival. In the 
first minute I just ditched my house-guests and headed for the burning 
bed of  coco-husk embers to record scene after scene of marvellous, 
unique, authentic, completely mataksu tinggi ritual  after ritual after ritual, until Lele came out to dance Dalem as a baris - leading the banjar's temple's head deity and lady porter by a thick rope of white string - while simultaneously dancing a very spirited  trippy pas  de deux
 with his father, a temple priest, carrying a brazier of burning 
saddlewood [sandalwood?] chips. The pair parried and feigned,  enveloped
 by the smoke and flames, until the gamelan started pounding out a 
fierce  finale, and the two  imploded into a frenzy of kris dances. 
Bravo Banjar Buni! Viva Lost Kuta!
Bravo Banjar Buni! Viva Lost Kuta!
              See video: http://youtu.be/bXV13aZ0E8I 
13 October 2013: To  Kalibalang Village Tabanan to collect a bride: Once
 a decade I get an official ceremonial  role in my adopted Balinese 
family: I get to ferry brides  back to our home in Kepaon in my big 
flash car.
I never brought a big flash car — I can’t even drive, so what would twelve cylinders mean to me? — my office bought it for me at a fire sale, and it’s kind of stuck.
I never brought a big flash car — I can’t even drive, so what would twelve cylinders mean to me? — my office bought it for me at a fire sale, and it’s kind of stuck.
(see  video: http://youtu.be/j5Ubc5Nx3cc )
              Anyway, I love my strassen-panzer,
 as I get right-of-way  almost anywhere, even at the governor’s 
car-park. I put a plastic  crest on the front grill, and parking police 
 think I’m the Danish ambassador. 
Today, at the delightful, spacious Geria Kalibalang Brahman compound, I get to dress up and play up (see the video with me in yellow veil singing in the princes’ pavilion window) — and then star as escort-uncle, in the scene where the two lovebirds in gold crowns drive into the sunset (see photo this page)
Today, at the delightful, spacious Geria Kalibalang Brahman compound, I get to dress up and play up (see the video with me in yellow veil singing in the princes’ pavilion window) — and then star as escort-uncle, in the scene where the two lovebirds in gold crowns drive into the sunset (see photo this page)
              14  October 2013: A young co-worker’s cremation in Geluntung, Tabanan, next to Kalibalang: Dewa  Made Swaha Mertha died two days ago, leaving a  widow and two toddlers.
Dewa Made Swaha Mertha  | 
              
              I had seen the widow, 
distraught and sobbing,  all at Prima Medika hospital  two days ago: 
today she thanks me for coming, and tells  me that the young boys, 5 and
 7 years old, are  still too ‘afraid’ to attend their father’s 
cremation.
I have come straight on from this morning’s brahman wedding — changing in the car into a less festive outfit — and arrive to find the body burned and the bones being gathered.
I have come straight on from this morning’s brahman wedding — changing in the car into a less festive outfit — and arrive to find the body burned and the bones being gathered.
              I have known this  family 
for over 30 years — many have worked with me,  as artisans and 
master-gardeners, since 1979.  I greet Dewa’s father warmly as I enter 
the cremation ground: he seems amazingly  relaxed for a man who has just
 lost his son. His wife, Dewa’s mother, is busy  carrying offerings. The
 widow, by her side continuously,  looks windswept but beautiful. 
Over the afternoon I witness many beautiful post-burning ceremonies. Nearly everyone here, including the high priest, is family, either from Ketewel or Geluntung; this lends a festive family reunion atmosphere to the proceedings, which wind up with a pray-in to the soul of the deceased in the form of a puspa.
  
Over the afternoon I witness many beautiful post-burning ceremonies. Nearly everyone here, including the high priest, is family, either from Ketewel or Geluntung; this lends a festive family reunion atmosphere to the proceedings, which wind up with a pray-in to the soul of the deceased in the form of a puspa.
              At 5  pm, we all move  from
 the cremation ground to Bajra Village, which  is on the nearest river, 
to spread the ashes. 
I find myself riverside with a group of Ketewel village aunties. In the centre of the group is the mother of the deceased holding dear Dewa's spirit effigy as she sings a haunting Kidung hymn. The deceased’s children hover nearby.
I find myself riverside with a group of Ketewel village aunties. In the centre of the group is the mother of the deceased holding dear Dewa's spirit effigy as she sings a haunting Kidung hymn. The deceased’s children hover nearby.
Dewa Kribo Kren at the Geluntung cremation  | 
              
(see  video: http://youtu.be/xWvUMGFB3jI)
Mum keeps singing as Dewa’s two boys splash about in the river shallows.