Bali’s high priests have  stepped it up a few notches of late — in jewelery, showmanship and stamina. 
As more and more Balinese opt for the higher utama form of ceremony, which require high priests, pedanda are these days busier criss-crossing the island at all hours. 14 of them went off to East Java last month, to re-consecrate a 14th Century Hindu-Javanese temple, the mighty Candi Penataran Brahman cremations are looking like ‘be-ins’ for holy fathers (and mothers) with often up to 20 high priests baying for position on the Veda platforms. The celebrity high priest Pedanda Gunung has a school of disciples, including fashion impresario Milo, whom he regularly leads on yatra to such far flung destinations as Mt. Kailash in Nepal. Pedanda Bang — a nabé class spiritual warrior (photo opposite page) last month ordained two new non-brahmana high priests from a Denpasar palace. These Bhagawan high-priests hit the white carpet running ― sending out BBM messages from golden smart-phones with blinking Ongkara (AUM) as their profile pics. As a group of spiritual seniors, the sulinggih of Bali runs rings around Rome’s College of Cardinals. Unlike their fierce Indian confreres, the Balinese pandita (pedanda) are kind and caring and given to gushing. 
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I was fortunate enough to  grow up in a 
humble Brahman house, as an Aussie groupie in the 1970s. In my six  
years there I was often in the company of pedanda to this day I
 often seek out their  company at events, partly because there’ always a
 step to sit on in their  special prayer pavilion,  and partly because 
they have the best gossips. Many are my old buddies from my  Sanur hotel
 guide days (during the 1970s, many of  the first sons of Denpasar’s 
first families worked in Housekeeping or  Accounting at five star 
hotels). 
These days the first sons tend to work for the government or they run Harley Davidson dealerships or spiritual retreats. Schmoozing up to the high priests is also a way of escaping the boorishness that goes down in the princes’ pavilions at ceremonies — the incessant chick talk and gruesome tales of intra family-feuding — and the high priests get superior cake trays with Vuitton-look cozzies and faux-Wedgewood teapots. Pedanda are only allowed to do five prayer sessions a day — something to do with the spiritual batteries I guess — which range from 2 – 3 hours, so there is little down time. Vacations are spent on caring for Java or shopping in Singapore for smart white clothes. Because they are all ‘born-again’ (see story on following pages) there is a aura that accompanies them wherever they go. Appearing at airports in Java they are a blast from the past as, for most Javanese, pedandas only appear in classical Ramayana ballet productions, or on temple carings and in all the old myths. 
October 19th, 2013, Pura  Dalem Tuban:  
The  Fourth full moon is the second 
mightiest in Bali (after the Tenth Full Moon). The Tuban Pura Dalem 
temple — which sits,  defiantly, at the end of the airport runway — 
pulled out all stops  tonight:  ten year old priests, 12 year-old 
gamelan musicians (there were  5 different sets of musicians!), 16 
year-old sandar (Barong nymphs) dancers, 19 year-old fire 
dancers and a host  of seniors dressed to the temple nines hosting an 
immaculate series of  ceremonies.  
There is even a porkfest smorgasbord and 
dining  tables in the garden in the temple's outer court (watch this 
video of the  unique furry freak brothers SANDARAN dance and kampung cowboy SIAT API fire fighters.  
(see  video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfNhIdCX64g) 
I find  my good friend, veteran airport porter (since 
1973) Nyoman Murda inside  the temple. He now has an Australian 
daughter-in-law and two half-Aussie  grandkids. He tells me that over 
half of the village works at the airport and  that the Balinese Airport 
authorities do come and pray at the temple festival  regularly. Sadly 
none of the arriving passengers made it here tonight: it would  have 
blown their socks off!October 20th, 2013: A special ceremony Calm before the storm, Puri Tanjung Sari, Pemecutan, Denpasar 6 a.m. In the private family courtyard of high priest to be (after 8 a m his name will change to Ida Begawan Pemecutan Manuaba (the first Pemecutan family high priest and priestess since Ida Begawan Puri Grenceng in the 17th Century (era of CPIII)) I am watching the palace warm up, quietly but efficiently, for the big event. Ida Pedanda Bang is in the merajan family house shrine dispensing wisdoms and offering me real estate. Anapaoe, my buddy, the high priests’ brother, is asleep somewhere. Le tout Denpasar is about to arrive. 
 November 1st, 2013: Not the Ubud Cremation. The cremation of Ida Bagus Gede Kesuma of Geria Gede Tegal, one of Denpasar's grandest Brahman houses is a rip-roaring affair there are 20 odd pedanda at the cremation today: the deceased's mother , Ida Pedanda Istri Raka, was a star of the original Stranger in Paradise columns on many occasions during the period 1979-81, and was much admired in the Brahman community). 
 
Family elder 'Gus de' was the Beau 
Brummel of his generation. Along with  Pemecutan family heads, Gus De 
championed  full classical Majapahit-style dress on all  occasions.  
November 4th, 2013:  Pamapagan, Pura Dalem KepalaI was chuffed today, arriving at the Brahman palace, to see that he had chosen a photo I had taken of him, in action at a cremation at Puri Kesiman some years ago, to adorn his BADE processional bier (see photo above). 
In my 40 years of following this event 
there has never  been a night quite like tonight. Certainly the temple 
forecourt is unusually  crowded and the Mengwi Barong 
uncharacteristically late ― to greet the return  of the Kepaon gods, and
 their pedati coach,on their return from Pura Sakenan ― but 
there was nothing on the cards or  in the air, really, to explain why 
the Mogan God’s teenaged girl pepatih should fly into wild flailing  and screaming blue murder trances / at first sight of the approaching Medwi  monster.  
They jump the gun. The head has not been 
ripped off  even the first black chicklet and the night is still young. 
Anyway, they are  whisked off to the inner sanctum where I get a few 
snaps of the demure young  beauties (see Fashion Spread). There are 
normally seven but one is in Dubai  doing her masters in mani-pedi.  
(I did capture the girls magic spooky  moment in this video: http://youtu.be/VkovoqtKETA) 
There was another minor sensation at the 
pura  pasimpangan earlier as well. Just as the priests were closing down
 the pray-in  , in preparation for the mass migration north at 8 p m, a 
trio of whippet-thin  young Grenceng palace princes in matching yellow 
Harley-Davidson shirts wafted  past the gamelan pavilion where I was 
sitting with Kepaon palace he-men. They  were very light in their 
loafers. I followedtheir progress with fascination ,  until they finally
 stopped wiggling and knelt for prayer. In that moment I  realised that 
the normally unflappable inner circle of King's men where  following the
 development with barely concealed mirth. "they’re cute the  
yellow-shirts" i offered limply as barely concealed mirth turned to  
good-natured snickers. In forty years of demanding that they all rip 
open their  shirts and expose the whip tatoos on their chests none have 
ever cast  nasturtiums, and now this. Ha!   
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