I am invited back to my  old alma 
mater, the University of Sydney, to give a lecture on Majapahit Style  
to the Asian Art and Archaeology Society.
          Much has changed on  campus since I left in 1974: gays now 
canoodle in public on the Fisher Library  lawns, madwomen dart to and 
fro in leggings (Run, Rhonda, Run), and the majority  of students are 
exquisitely groomed and dressed.
The campus itself is magnificent: Australia’s oldest, it boasts handsome architecture - both colonial and modern - set in immaculate grounds.
The campus itself is magnificent: Australia’s oldest, it boasts handsome architecture - both colonial and modern - set in immaculate grounds.
The smoking section, Fisher Library, Sydney University. 
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          I stayed nearby at a  Quest hotel 
which was run by a Tongan with silver teeth. Each day I walked  through 
St John’s College, across the university oval, down Physics Road, past  
the main Quadrangle, to the Fisher Library lawn to look at young flesh 
over  green tea.
In the exquisitely designed Schaefer Library I was re-acquainted with rare books on Indonesian art that had long since disappeared from my Bali library. The air-conditioning was perfection; even the photocopy machines seemed to read my thoughts.
In the exquisitely designed Schaefer Library I was re-acquainted with rare books on Indonesian art that had long since disappeared from my Bali library. The air-conditioning was perfection; even the photocopy machines seemed to read my thoughts.
(Left to right) Melanie Morrison, the diarist, Marty Morrison (former first lady at the Asutralian High Commission, Jakarta).  | 
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Indonesia Fine Arts student-fashionista in the Schaefer Library, Sydney University.  | 
            Eating noodles Batak-style in Sydney.  | 
          
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 One night I broke loose  from my self-imposed academic exile and went to a modern Wayang performance - The Woman Who Married the Mountain,
 by Javanese artist Jumaadi – at a fashionable gallery in a  trendy 
suburb and found a new generation of Indonesia-lovers. The performance  
was enchanting — Matisse-like cut-outs of Jumaadi’s making were 
projected onto a  wall from an overhead projector operated by Cameron 
Fergeson, an Anglo-Saxon  with a guitar. They will be performing at the 
Moscow Biennale in October,  representing both Indonesia and Australia.
Segment of Indonesian artist Jumaadi’s shadow puppet “The Woman who married the Mountain” at Water’s Gallery, Sydney City on 23 August 2013.  | 
          
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 Basically, Sydney is a  great place to 
appreciate Asian art and culture these days. At the Opera House  I went 
to a performance of iTMOi (In the  Mind of Igor) by the Akram 
Khan Dance Company of London. Akram Khan,  originally from Bangladesh, 
is a choreographer of genius who portrays emotions  through often 
frantic dance movements. The movements seem drawn from a wide  range of 
Asian dance inspirations — Tamil, Kabuki, Sufi, Bengali. The whole is  
harmonious and joyous without seeming contrived.
In Sydney there are many commercial art galleries specializing in Asian art for those interested. Towering over them is the famous White Rabbit Gallery in Chippendale, a privately-funded free-entry art museum which specializes in modern Chinese art, with exhibitions changing every several months.
In Sydney there are many commercial art galleries specializing in Asian art for those interested. Towering over them is the famous White Rabbit Gallery in Chippendale, a privately-funded free-entry art museum which specializes in modern Chinese art, with exhibitions changing every several months.
Photograph from Akram Khan’s dance company performance ‘In the Name of Igor’ at the Sydney Opera House, 28 August 2013.  | 
          
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 I flew to Sydney and back  from Jakarta on 
Qantas, which was infinitely more civilized than joining the  throngs of
 Australian day-trippers leaving Denpasar airport nightly in drunken  
droves. For one thing, singlets, beaded hair, and binge-drinking are 
frowned  upon on flights out of Jakarta.
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 Back in Bali to defend  Miss World 
contestants from extremists, I discovered that Deep South Bali is  being
 carved up by greedy developers, but in a nice not a nasty way. The 
local  government is creating Hindu theme parks in the style of Spain’s 
Valle de Los Caidos  (Franco’s Tomb) by denuding the cliffs, banging 
giant statues of Hindu gods into  ten-metre high niches, and then 
sending people up in colourful hang-gliders to  admire their handiwork.
Old Bukit style, Deep South Bali  | 
          
New Bukit style.  | 
          
          There is a new beach to  which 
domestic tourists stampede called Pandawa Beach - the Miss World  
contestants had a photo shoot in full black burkas here - where Russian 
seamen take local girls behind rocks  and Jakartan he-men chain-smoke on
 the beach.
Municipal monuments at Pandawa Beach, Deep South Bali.  | 
          
          Beach clubs are all the  rage in 
Bali now: I am designing one near Tanah Lot with a maximum security  
fence to keep the local culture out.
Just joking.
But it is getting harder to see the real Bali under the layers and layers of commercialization. It’s still very much there, for those interested, who seem few and far between. Spot the two Japanese tourists in this video of a giant Bali cremation held near Sanur recently — http://youtu.be/m5Cdt8vbRr0 — and win a free night at the Taman Bebek hotel in Sayan.
Just joking.
But it is getting harder to see the real Bali under the layers and layers of commercialization. It’s still very much there, for those interested, who seem few and far between. Spot the two Japanese tourists in this video of a giant Bali cremation held near Sanur recently — http://youtu.be/m5Cdt8vbRr0 — and win a free night at the Taman Bebek hotel in Sayan.
Ida Bagus Nacha, kite flyer, Pandawa Beach, Bali.  | 
            Ibu Nyoman from Kutuh Village, purveyor of young coconuts to Miss World contestants, Pandawa Beach, Bali.  | 
          
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Bali seems fairly oblivious to the Miss World
 pageant, and to the  threat of a thousand extremists arriving to ruin 
the proceedings.
There is an unusual number of red Ferraris on the streets, and an unusual number of frustrated millionaire-developer Ferrari-drivers trying not to grope the Miss World contestants being ferried about . There also seems to be an unusual number of Balinese vigilantes(LaskarBali) sharpening daggers down side streets. ‘Bring ‘em on’, they seem to be saying.
Poor Bali, still recovering from the Bali bomb disasters – and still trying to shed its image as a ‘soft target’, while being rebranded as a hard-edged tourism Mecca – does not need the bad publicity surrounding the government’s flip-flop on the Miss World pageant.
With APEC just around the corner and the new airport almost complete, the Balinese Government is going into hyperdrive on roadside enhancements. The mangroves, always an embarrassment to Denpasar’s municipal council, are being screened from view with planter-boxes and kitsch Thai-style statues. All the shops built illegally on the green belt are being screened with one-metre wide strips of green belt. Thatched huts are being forced into the tiny front gardens of hideous hyper-modern chrome shimmy-shammy budget hotels that have mushroomed in the green belts: a concession to the few remaining cultural tourism enthusiasts on the town council.
Next month I am going to Lawu-land, Central Sulawesi, via a new Susi Air flight from Makassar to Bua, to visit old Majapahit-Islam era graves and palaces, and will then drive the two-and-a-half hours west to Tanah Toraja. I thoroughly recommend this part of Indonesia for weekend jaunts out of Jakarta, now that one can fly in to Tanah Toraja on Saturdays and out from Bua, on the east coast, three times a week.
There is an unusual number of red Ferraris on the streets, and an unusual number of frustrated millionaire-developer Ferrari-drivers trying not to grope the Miss World contestants being ferried about . There also seems to be an unusual number of Balinese vigilantes(LaskarBali) sharpening daggers down side streets. ‘Bring ‘em on’, they seem to be saying.
Poor Bali, still recovering from the Bali bomb disasters – and still trying to shed its image as a ‘soft target’, while being rebranded as a hard-edged tourism Mecca – does not need the bad publicity surrounding the government’s flip-flop on the Miss World pageant.
With APEC just around the corner and the new airport almost complete, the Balinese Government is going into hyperdrive on roadside enhancements. The mangroves, always an embarrassment to Denpasar’s municipal council, are being screened from view with planter-boxes and kitsch Thai-style statues. All the shops built illegally on the green belt are being screened with one-metre wide strips of green belt. Thatched huts are being forced into the tiny front gardens of hideous hyper-modern chrome shimmy-shammy budget hotels that have mushroomed in the green belts: a concession to the few remaining cultural tourism enthusiasts on the town council.
Next month I am going to Lawu-land, Central Sulawesi, via a new Susi Air flight from Makassar to Bua, to visit old Majapahit-Islam era graves and palaces, and will then drive the two-and-a-half hours west to Tanah Toraja. I thoroughly recommend this part of Indonesia for weekend jaunts out of Jakarta, now that one can fly in to Tanah Toraja on Saturdays and out from Bua, on the east coast, three times a week.