Rangda flies into trance at the Pengerebongan Festival, Pura Dalem Petilan Kesiman, 19 February 2012.  |              
 Sometimes Bali holds you in a spell of  spiritual enchantment for  weeks on end — despite traffic snarls, piles  of trolleys and plastic.
           Last month was one such month.
           I got to witness four ceremonies of such intense beauty  that everything  else — my battles to the death with Indian clients,  male menopause and the constant  humidity and noise — seemed irrelevant.
         The balance between dharma (goodness) and adharma (hedonism) may  be tipping the scales in Bali’s tourist hubs, but, hey, no medieval god-king  system is perfect.
Part of the Poleng Kesiman ritual at Pengerebongan, Pura Dalem Petilan, Kesiman.  |                
              What is life without routine and ritual one is reminded,  constantly.
           At some point one has to pause and think,  “Who’s keeping  track of all the offerings?” I mean: every village, every temple  seems  to be wildly different. The mountain culture is another world. How long   can this variety last?
           The spooks on parade on the Island of the Gods — see photo  (left, and below right) taken at Pengerebongan; the  first of the  amazing ceremonies I witnessed last month — are a constant reminder  of  the power of the nether-world. The ripping off of chickens’ heads by  saintly  men in temples has its equivalent in Bali’s gay ghetto, one  could argue, if one  felt like having one’s poodle peeled.
“There is no life without death” is a constant refrain amongst the   Balinese : just look at the rituals surrounding anything to do with  death or  ancestor spirits. 
              This is something that the present burgeoning generation of expatriate  seniors is coming to terms with.
           Last month the wonder-woman of Austronesian chic and  heroic survival,  Ubud-based designer Linda Garland, held a  soul-purification ceremony for an old  friend, fellow wonder woman  Gabriella Teggia. The setting and the rituals were  of such profound  beauty that they rivaled the  mountain temple festival I had attended  the  night before.
9th March 2012: Sacred and Secret, Part  2,417: My mountain temple adventure.
           I have been  waiting for three hours at the Taman Bebek in  Sayan for the convoy of my Big  Love, the Tjokorda Pemecutan XI, The  Raja of Denpasar, to visit an obscure  temple on the crater rim in the  middle of the night.
Cokorda Pemecutan XI, his wife, his son A.A. Damar Negara, and the temple priests at Pura Alas Arum Temple, Batur, 9 March 2012.  |                
              The Cokorda is held up at a  distant relatives body-washing, as is  often the case (he has about  2,000 immediate distant relatives).
                         By 9 p.m. when we finally arrive at the temple we are a  group of about  30 — including the royal family, the King’s men in  Harley Davidson shirts, their  wives (with the offerings) , a small  security detail and one pink groupie (me).
The junior temple priests at Pura Alas Arum, Batur, 9 March 2012  |                |
The priest’s eyes light up and the rain stops as the Colorado enters the tight-packed temple courtyard. Twenty teen-priests in a row are presiding over rows of gilt ‘dulang’ trays. They are all intoning the mantras that signal the climax of the three days of rituals. The wind is howling and the atmosphere is magical.
The Cokorda prays alone, with his immediate family, in  the ‘gedong’  vault where the main gods live, while his entourage  pray  outside in the main temple court.
           After prayers we are all fed — rice, banana trunk  soup,  pig blood pudding — in the temple's ‘audience hall’. It is a magical  experience.            
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I was pleased to notice at Pura Alas Arum  that the coastal trend  for cabaret style temple umbrellas and gate  decorations has yet to reach. The priests “Nanook of the North” white,  fake-fur-trimmed parkas  pretty sensational however.
         Bali is nothing if not dynamic: adapting as it adopts and absorbs. 
Cokorda Pemecutan IX and his son A.A Damar Negara after the re-consecration rites at Candi Ibu, Pura Penambangan Badung, 7 March 2012.  |                
10th  March 2012: The Linda Garland Estate.
Last month I wrote an obituary on the life of Jakarta’s hostess  with  the mostess Gabriella Teggia, founder of Bali’s exquisite Amandari  hotel.
           Today le out Bali and le tout Jakarta  are gathered with  Gabriella ‘s children in the garden home of  Gabriella’s great friend the Queen  of Bamboo, Linda Garland.
         The ceremonial setting is exquisite: the family, all in  white, are  sitting, at the base of a clump of giant bamboo, huddled  with a village priest  amongst a sea of offerings. 
Gabriella Teggia’s Farewell at the Linda Garland Estate  |                |
              Peliatan’s sexiest  grandmother, Ibu Siti former doyenne of the  Amandari, is acting as  spiritual guide in a figure-hugging see-through kebaya.
           It is a six star plus diamond alternate culture affair — with a  smattering of grand-dames and Jakarta glitterati.
           And there is no dame grander than La Garland herself,  sitting  front row with Restu Imansari  Kusumaningrum and Dame Pia  Alisyahbana. The estate today is the dernier mot in Austronesian (Ancient  East Indonesian) courtyard chic.
           In the second row I spy Sir Warwick Purser and his  daughter Polly,  (now marketing director for John Hardy Jewellry),  culture czar Soedarmadji  Damais, and author Idanna Pucci.
           Orphans from Gabriella’s foundation — Akar Wangi Jogjakarta — act  as ushers.
           Everyone is in exquisite Balinese or Indonesian ethnic  dress;  every chair is draped with pieces from Linda’s collection of  East Indonesian  textiles; every vista is gob-smackingly, gorgeous.
Daniella Gazzini  |                  Linda Garland  |                
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              Just as Gabriella would  have loved, Amir Rabik, Honorary Consul  for Spain and Portugal, acts as  ‘funeral director’ for the crowd, who are a tad  at a loss with the  complicated rituals.
           Gabriella’s three Italian children line up at the feet of a  giant  bamboo clump are lead through a complete ‘High Hindu’  soul-purification for  their Catholic mother by the Muslim Honorary  Consul for Spain, Amir Rabik,  former divine consort of abovementioned  wonder woman.
“Muslims are good at this,” comments Gabriella’s oldest Jakarta  friend Soedarmadji Damais.
There is no mock-Hindu or mawkishness — as has become common at  some  long-term Bali expatriate farewells — just a swell of ancestor worship,   beauty and pride. And admuration for Linda, who despite her own serious  trials,  has rise to the occasion, once again, including all of  Gabriella’s tribe and  all us ’Garlandistas’. 
              When the last Chinese coin flies over the last soaked shoulder  there is not a dry arm pit in the valley.
After the ceremony everyone  hugs the children, spontaneously, before  heading off to Linda’s bridge house to  release the spirit effigy into  the river.
Drinks are served on the gorgeous grassy terraces recently the  stage  for Julia Roberts conquest of Javier Bardem in “Eat Pray Love.”
The customary confusion  and  mawkishness often found at expatriate  funerals in  Bali was not at all in evidence today — for  the two  families — Gabriella’s and Linda’s — are so Indonesian that traditional   values and courtesies are in play. And that the old-fashioned  gorgeousness that  Bali is famous for — the same extreme beauty that  Gabriella and Linda have often  tapped.